It's the end of Twitter as we know it

and I feel fine

Four years ago, I deleted Facebook. Three years ago, I deleted Instagram. Two years ago, I deleted the Twitter app from my phone and after each subsequent log-off, I felt noticeably better. And so at this moment; at the end of Twitter as we know it, I feel fine.

But why? Why feel fine? I ask. Twitter was awesome, the defining space of our generation. Ou…